The latest Tool album is terrible. Actually, all Tool albums are terrible aside from the moments of 'how the hell did they get that sound??'. The fact is, Maynard is the real tool....Adam Jones needs to start a band with Billy Howerdel, get Melissa Auf Der Maur to play bass, have Liam Howlett do drum loops and get Femi Kuti doing voice-overs about demo-kraaaaayzee....

So why am I losing it? Probably has something to do with the crappy dep wine and reading endless accounts of the Piedmontese silk industry in 1860...did u know it was a natural oligopoly?!? thrilling....

Still, there's always the trusty old Ibanez that I can strum at moments like this...oh wait....someone stole it while I was out of town....fuck....well I guess I'll just play air guitar with my tennis racket...it has more strings too...

At least the cold hasn't started biting yet...and Nick's birthday should kick ass...

and now the guy down the hall is saying that something is 'incroyable'....