This idea has been brewing for a while. After some debate over the title, content and style we've finally managed to reach a consensus.

The title was probably the greatest source of contention. We were struggling to find a compromise between brevity and accuracy. Nick's a posteriori deconstructionist analysis will follow.

As this is an idea board, the content will undoubtedly meander into the surreal. We make no apologies for that.

So fucking come on and break the door down.